Tiger Woods (famous Golf-Player) drove in his brandnew BMW 850i through Ireland.
By the time he had to stop at a petrol station out in the country side to fill up the tank.
The young irish service man (who knew nothing about Golf and Tiger) came to his car and when Tiger left his car, suddenly 2 tees fall out of his pocket.
The Irish: "Hi, what are these for?"
Tiger: "These are to rest my balls on while I am driving!"
The Irish: "My holy Lord, these guys from BMW think realy on everything when building a car...."
Kleine Erläuterung für "Nicht"-Golfer:
tee = kleiner Pin auf dem der Golfball zum Abschlag aufgelegt wird.
driving = Abschlag beim Golf
balls = Na ja, Jungs - Ihr wißt schon, daß hiermit nicht nur die Golfbälle gemeint sind.